PEARL VODKA FLAVORS

pearl vodka

Pearl Vodka is a vodka that is produced in Alberta, Canada by a St. Louis-based company. It is made with Albertan wheat and water from the Canadian Rockies and is distilled 5 times.

flavors

A substance used to alter or enhance the taste of food or drink; a flavoring
(flavor) relish: the taste experience when a savoury condiment is taken into the mouth
The general quality of taste in a food
(flavor) spirit: the general atmosphere of a place or situation and the effect that it has on people; “the feel of the city excited him”; “a clergyman improved the tone of the meeting”; “it had the smell of treason”
The distinctive taste of a food or drink
season: lend flavor to; “Season the chicken breast after roasting it”

Irn Bru…..

Sarah doesn’t have hands like shovels 🙂 , this is a wee ickle tin of Irn Bru 🙂

“I once tasted Irn-Bru. It was like having my eyes plucked right out of my head and I awoke several days later in the middle of a field, naked, with a traffic cone stuck up my arse. ”

WARNING
This article pertains to Scottish things, dae nothin tae to fix this. It is recommended that while reading this article you wear a kilt,
drink Irn-Bru, eat Jock pies and sing Auld Lang Syne loudly.
Failure to observe these precautions could cause you unexpected distress and a life of misery in Falkirk.

Irn-Bru is the non-alcoholic national drink of Scotland, reputedly made from Girders (see similarity in colour to the Forth Rail Bridge) and dead ginger kids. Possibly addictive; those who have never tasted it previously typically react by saying that it is either (a) disgusting or (b) unbelievably sweet. Those who have been exposed from infancy, however, believe it to be the most delicious drink in the known universe (including the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster). Irn-Bru, if taken in sufficient quantity along with a Scotch Pie, is widely accepted as the finest cure yet discovered for the hangover.

Appearance
Irn Bru is bright orange in colour, so bright in fact that it glows in the dark and is the sole light source in many a windswept croft in the Highlands. It is widely thought that the Irn Bru was originally supposed to be a water substitute with no flavour or taste but the chemicals in the Clyde River where the water was taken from have altered it to the phenomenal drink we know today. This chemical has also been blamed for the hardy Scots attitude and firmly held belief that the English are wankers.

There are many symptoms that allow you to recognise who has consumed this orange coloured drink. The first symptom is that it gives you ginger hair all over your body (nowhere is safe). It may cause the consumer to have lack of sleep because their body starts glowing a bright orange. This can also be noticed with a rash. If drank with vodka these symptoms can be avoided and no hangover, just a lack of memory. This cocktail is named "Russian-Bru" and very popular in the Scottish pubs and clubs. I personally drink it every day and I’m fine.
It is widely acknowledged that a childhood accident with a bottle of Irn Bru was responsible for the colour of Hazel Blears’ hair.
Pirates of the Caribbean and Irn Bru
Rumours have further spread that the legendary Jack Sparrow, captain of the black pearl, will be searching for the elixir of life, only to find that it is in fact, Irn-Bru. However, he is not disappointed, and instead becomes a Scotsman, dances a heelan’ fling, and collapses in a fit of violent, English hating delight.

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Annie would test her shirt’s claim of Liverstrong with flavored vodka later. Pearl Necklace blows by her on his way to the kegs

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